How My Mom Tried to Kill Me

Recently, I went up to our cabin in Brighton. My mom came up with me and we had fun having some mother/daughter time. My mom wanted to take me on a hike. I agreed and went along.... little did I know she was trying to kill me!

My mom quickly forgot which way was the right way to go. Apparently she seemed convinced if we climbed over all of these rocks we would stumble across the trail.

We never found the trail.

But I did, however, almost die about 10 times.

Ways I almost died
(or could have died)

1) Triggering an avalanche of rocks by my abnormally loud voice.

2) I swear this was the same forest that was located in the back of "The Cullens" house. If they had been out hunting, I would have been sacrificed to a family of Vampires.

3) Bambi's mother wasn't too happy when I started taking pictures of it.

4) A snake popping it's little head out after we stepped on it's home.

5) Mountain men capturing us and making us their mountain women wifes.

6) West Nile Virus.

7) Dying from anxiety of too many mosquito bites. (I hate mosquito's with a passion)

8) Tripping and falling down the hill due to my lack of preparation.

9) Tree branch to the eye ball.

10) Sudden random lightning storm.

11) Oh.. I don't know.... FALLING OFF THE CLIFF!!!!!!!

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