Facepage.

This is hilarious. My brother Jace and I were talking to my mom the other day when she says,

"Jace, I was checking out your Facepage the other day and I'm a little disappointed that there aren't more girls on there. You have too many guy friends"

(Yes I realize that what was said about Jace having too many guy friends is a topic all on it's own.)

But hold up..... my mom just called it FACEPAGE!

HAHAHAHAHA! Hahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHA! Hahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHA! Hahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHA! Hahahahaha!

Don't doubt that Jace and I ate this all up. I then said something like, "Yeah, Jace, why don't you talk to more girls on your FACEPAGE?"


And throughout the whole conversation the word facepage was said nearly 36 times. We were hoping we could keep this going for awhile....

UNTIL.......

***DUN DUN DUN***

Dem-shmem (My little sister also known as Demarie.. who is the ruiner of all fun and even though she is still in High School, I will swear she never was a child) comes in and had to ruin all the fun. "Mom, it's Facebook... not Facepage." She corrected my mom one day. (To which I shot her an evil glare)

Well, DUH Demarie! We know that! It's just fun to hear mom say facepage like she thinks she's cool. It took Jace and I awhile to reconvince her that it's really facepage.

So... if you see her... randomly find someway to bring up your facepage.

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ROAD TRIP

My family and extended family took a trip to Yellowstone National Park. At least that's what we were told 8 months up to the actually vacation. 1 week before it apparently all of a sudden never was Yellowstone and we were always going to Jackson Hole, Wyoming. I am actually still not quite sure which one we went to. However, for the sake of my bloggers sanity (even though I was spared none by my mother in confusing me) we shall call it Yellowstone.

I was told by my mother to arrive at the house at 8:30 am. However, I guessed into their trickery and called my little sister the night before (playing dumb) and asked her what time we were planning on leaving. She told me 9:00 am. I KNEW IT! I caught them in their foolery and woke up at 8:00 am, was ready by 9:00 am around my and doddledapartment until I received a text at 9:45 am from Jace saying we were leaving in 10 minutes. One hour later we were finally in the car about to leave.

Apparently, I waken out from my Zombie-like-state (I generally take about 2 hours to completely wake up) because I then realized we were driving a Dodge Ram Quad Cab Larmie.

This confused me quite a bit. For these reasons:

1. This thing is a beast.
2. Doesn't this take a lot of gas?
3. My dad is super cheap. Wouldn't he want to take the least expensive?
4. AREN'T WE IN A GAS CRISIS HERE, PEOPLE?

I then ask,

"Um... Dad, how many miles to the gallon does this thing get?" My father then replies,

"We're hoping it gets 12-13."

Traveling 5 hours (or 5 hours was what we were told) in this thing...

I'm glad my family is doing our part to help out the economy. Ha.

Jace then starts teaching Demarie "Baseball 101" or the "Birds and the bee's of baseball" as he put it. He told her this would help her get a husband someday. He taught her the greatest pitcher of all time, Si Young, told her about the Si Young award, helped her memorize which teams belonged to which League's etc.

Five hours into the trip we then realized that this trip had been falsely advertised. It was not going to take us 5 hours to get there. But 7 and 1/2. This time, I had fallen for my parents trickery. Dangit! I knew I should have "Googled" it myself before we left.

Anyways, here are some funny clips I took of our road trip of us trying to entertain ourselves. Let me know what you think!

Jace me and Demarie singing "Gangsters" Paradise



Jace and me singing "Bohemian Rhapsody"




Jace making fun of Demarie at Subway because she is "Cranky Franky" and how mom always laughs at Jace's jokes and thinks he is the funniest person ever.



Jace "silent singing" because my dad got annoyed of us being so loud while he was "trying to think"

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